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monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life


Posted 16 hours ago with 66,566 notes - reblog
(originally monosexuals / via msaether)

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really


Posted 16 hours ago with 385,323 notes - reblog
(originally cunicular / via msaether)

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight


Posted 16 hours ago with 333,792 notes - reblog
(originally tastefullyoffensive / via wearitcounts)

lupea:

eversodarling:

kathtea:

underbust:

So, I am removing the face block out. I no longer think he is an awkward person who didn’t know what he was doing, I think he is a terrifying and aggressive person.

100% of the conversations I have had with him are posted above, with the exception of apparently I responded to a tweet he sent me? But I am not searching through those to see just how inane my response was there. 

He decided to paint a picture in his head about who I am with no knowledge other than that I am a female model and I follow a few sceptics on Twitter. 

Watch out for this man.

Reblogging again to add more tags.

oh my god

What the actual fuck


Posted 16 hours ago with 1,298 notes - reblog
(originally underbust / via msaether)

one-earthbound-angel:

svartrheror


Posted 16 hours ago with 616 notes - reblog
(originally x-guardians-of-asgaard-x / via nana-41175)

snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.


Posted 16 hours ago with 337,954 notes - reblog
(originally pinkmanjesse / via avengersonna)

Castiel Season 9 Text Meme


Posted 16 hours ago with 1,530 notes - reblog
(originally shanehelps / via kamicom)

thewomaninthemoon:

mychildrenhavepaws:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

just yes

Best game ever.


Posted 17 hours ago with 121,595 notes - reblog
(originally itsstuckyinmyhead / via thunderairborne)
ERIK NO: an autobiography by charles francis xavier

Posted 17 hours ago with 9,137 notes - reblog
(originally somewherebetweenrageandserenity / via thunderairborne)

hellish-fallen-angel:

assbuttimpala:

i-believe-in-dean:

You know what I’m saying? I’m saying this is bullshit. If a sixteen year old Dean Winchester came face to face with a werewolf like that, he wouldn’t be alive. The werewolf wouldn’t grab him from the forearms. He or she would bite him and claw him till he was dead or too weak to move.

So yeah, this isn’t a werewolf. That’s just John.

Friendly reminder that Dean didn’t ever personally encounter a werewolf until Season 2, 11 years after this episode.

I WAS HAPPY WITH THE LIE AND NOW IM SAD SO FUCK YOU TOO


Posted 17 hours ago with 70,701 notes - reblog
(originally supernaturalthreesome / via thunderairborne)

batmansymbol:

For those who haven’t heard it, Martin Freeman’s 13-second summary of Sherlock.


Posted 17 hours ago with 57,969 notes - reblog
(originally batmansymbol / via greglestrade)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP


Posted 17 hours ago with 280,511 notes - reblog
(originally spoken-not-written / via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next


Posted 17 hours ago with 96,216 notes - reblog
(originally thenorsebros / via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

rumoko:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.


Posted 17 hours ago with 191,392 notes - reblog
(originally rumoko / via thatsthat24)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

image

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

image


Posted 17 hours ago with 193,383 notes - reblog
(originally kinginthewest / via thatsthat24)
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