What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want women to know this.
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
So, I am removing the face block out. I no longer think he is an awkward person who didn’t know what he was doing, I think he is a terrifying and aggressive person.
100% of the conversations I have had with him are posted above, with the exception of apparently I responded to a tweet he sent me? But I am not searching through those to see just how inane my response was there.
He decided to paint a picture in his head about who I am with no knowledge other than that I am a female model and I follow a few sceptics on Twitter.
Watch out for this man.
Reblogging again to add more tags.
oh my god
What the actual fuck
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.
The Sims Tumblr Posts
Best game ever.
You know what I’m saying? I’m saying this is bullshit. If a sixteen year old Dean Winchester came face to face with a werewolf like that, he wouldn’t be alive. The werewolf wouldn’t grab him from the forearms. He or she would bite him and claw him till he was dead or too weak to move.
So yeah, this isn’t a werewolf. That’s just John.
Friendly reminder that Dean didn’t ever personally encounter a werewolf until Season 2, 11 years after this episode.
I WAS HAPPY WITH THE LIE AND NOW IM SAD SO FUCK YOU TOO
For those who haven’t heard it, Martin Freeman’s 13-second summary of Sherlock.
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME